[lovely]

Maybe my friend & I are crazy, but have you always wanted a secret room? Like dexters laboratory type shit?! CAUSE I HAVE!

sincerelyrukki:

kari-shma:

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sincerelyrukki:

kari-shma:

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13091.) I secretly live my life through a made up living girl on the web. She's beautiful, smart, and amazingly interesting. I've been having an internet romance with a boy for over a year now. I don't know how to tell him who the real me is because Im scared it'll scare him off. He seems attached to this virtual girl. I think Im in love with him. He'll never know the real me.

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Uh, this is just sick.

13131.) I wish all these virgin high school girls would shut the fuck up about not buying thongs. I don't give a shit.
fuckyeahrings:

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my bladder must really fucking hate me

it signals to me that it needs to leak… BUT I’M TOO LAZY TO GET UP. and only get up when it’s too painful to hold it in anymore, so i end up running and almost not making it.

speaking of which,

TIME TO RUN

livinginquestion:

icanread:

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fuckyeahtechno:

Mirwais - Disco Science
(The Snatch soundtrack: it is good.)
twins?

twins?

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